We all know those guys.... "Built not bought!" yadda yadda yadda...
Yeah, but have you ever just BOUGHT it?! I mean, instant gratification, amirite?
Take the Raptor for example.... totally capable of everything without the hassle.
What could possibly go wrong when you send it 90ft in the air.
If you recognize the image... you might know the real answer to that question.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Estimated Delivery 7-10days
Disclaimer: We like Raptors. We also like to have fun, and while this is an April Fools joke, the shirt is real.
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